People, I tried.
Like a culinary Icarus flapping his wings out of foodie jail, I went for the sun.
I tried to make mayonnaise.
I had my reasons. Blissed out deviled eggs. The chicest chicken salad. All for naught.
I ended up with whipped olive oil and a sore elbow.
I blame it solely on Julie and Julia. The sun was too bright. The wax melted and I went splat into wasting a whole bottle of very expensive olive oil.
Hmmm… I am if nothing, a resourceful gal and I tried to passed it off as a very glamorous salad dressing.
Perhaps I’ll try again with a blender… like Minty…